Across misty fields, the bagpipes echo.
Brave managers of the Ellwood Fantasy Football League, we’ve donned our war paint and gathered our clans, standing ready on the digital battlefield where honor is won and legends are birthed. As the parchment of our draft boards unfurls, each pick resounds like the thunderous clap of shields.
Freedom from last season’s defeats is what we seek; freedom to claim the crown that could be ours! Let no past failures deter us. This draft is our battlefield, and we are the warriors destined to carve our fate with every selection.
They may take our points, but they will never take our fantasy glory!
Charge forth with valor, fight like warriored poets, scream for victory with the heart of a lion. This season, every matchup, every point, every waiver claim is a step towards immortality.
Unite! For it is not just our lineups at stake, but our legacy.
Every man dies; not every man really drafts.
It’s the greatest fantasy football league in the world, and this is its podcast.