Truth and Reconciliation

And then there were six.

Six fierce competitors sit in the coveted seats of the 2022 Playoff Bracket, each with formidable chances of a successful run. And while their victories may be short-lived, their 2023 “incumbent” status and badge of honor is secure — and that can’t be taken away. So here’s to you, gentlemen. Enjoy the spoils, for this Sunday, we dine in hell.

If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you’re already dead.

And to our fallen comrades, those Unfortunate Six who sit below the line of the success and dignity: we salute you, for soon, five of us will join you. Your failures remind us all why we play, why we fight, why we sacrifice — to not be like you. Thank you.

And to all the mighty managers of the Pellwood Fantasy Football League, may the fantasy gods have mercy on our souls. Currahee.

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Tensions are high as the League faces an existential crisis: the reckoning of variable draft dollars and its implications this season and beyond.

In this episode, two mighty managers square off in public discourse — the kind that reminds us the value of democratic process, respectful dispute, open forum, and constructive debate for the greater good.

Just kidding, it’s a blood bath.

The free-for-all melee has begun, and the night will be darkest before the dawn. In the midst of the madness, let us all remember (and agree upon) one critical and universal truth:

Rules. They’re what separate us from the animals.

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It’s Week 4 of the Pellwood Fantasy Football season, and Occam’s Razor slashes fiercely at the hopes and dreams of many a manager. The few who have avoided its cuts stand unscathed and triumphant while others seek only to stem the bleeding.

However, one manager’s blood loss is different than the rest. Widely accepted as the league’s villain, this Pellwood Staple’s 0-3 start — and even more challenging schedule ahead — provides the League with a certain hope: schadenfreude.

A sense of pending justice and league-wide catharsis is rising in the air.

The Man Who’s Good At Everything is…suffering.

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…or is he?

Turns out, he’s good at losing too.

Crap.

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Week 1 is over and done, and what’s not to love?

Everything. All of it. Let it burn.

This week we’re joined by the first brave soul to challenge the alleged Podcast Curse: Chris “Chewie” “It’s All Uphill From Here” Clark, who enters week 2 looking to climb out of a pile of Golden Poo.

Week 2 notables include the T&R Bowl, the Chris Bowl, and several 1-0/0-1 matchups looking to bring balance to ye ole Squish Factor (TM).

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In less than 48 hours, fantasy football managers from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest fantasy battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind — that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July 9th of September, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution — but from annihilation.

We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July 9th of September will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

“We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Fantasy Football Kickoff!”

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Alright alright alright!

Smell that? Smells like mock drafts, spreadsheets, podcasts, and pagan rituals offering blood to the fantasy gods.

It’s football time, and the Pellwood League is kicking off yet another thrilling season to be filled undoubtedly with highs and lows, comradery and backstabbing, sickness and health, and the occasional blown ACL.

It’s the drama we live for, the friendships we’d die for, and all the marbles up for grabs as we once again gather ’round the infamous draft lobby — that dusty, stained Colosseum in which we modern-day gladiators prepare to spill our blood, sweat, and the occasional tear — each of us contesting with the ultimate and singular purpose at stake:

Glory.

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While the war wages for Top Dog, another race has emerged in the Pellwood League: Who will be the greatest underdog?

Charles sits alone at 5-0 in a streak fueled recently by Antonio Brown and personal anti-curse measures, including ducking the media and maintaining what we only assume is JoBu levels of ritual.

Chris sits alone at 0-5 after Pete nets his first W. Both are looking to capture Mo’ and hang on for dear life.

For the rest of us, a sense of breathing room may lure us into a false security, as the past two weeks have proved: whether incumbent or challenger, there is no guarantee of the sweet, sweet matchup victory.

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