Truth and Reconciliation

You should see the Draft Lobby, Spaniard. Fifty-thousand Romans watching every movement of your sword, willing you to make that killer blow. The silence before you strike and the noise afterwards. It rises. It rises up like a storm. As if you were the thunder god himself.

Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity.

Ultimately, we are all dead men. Sadly we cannot choose how but we can decide how we meet that end in order that we are remembered as men.

And when you die – and die you shall – your transition shall be to the sound of applause.

Gladiators… I salute you.

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Draft Grade Timestamps

It’s been a long day without you, my friend
And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again
We’ve come a long way from where we began
Oh, I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again.

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And then there were 6.

The race to the playoffs did not disappoint….except for those who..uh..didn’t make it.  But what a finish it was, with a surprise sleeper upset and a discombobulated bracket.  Congratulations to Chewie and Brock for securing the first round byes (each via their own, vastly different means).

The gloves are off and niceties are history.  It’s every manager for himself, whether you’re competing for ultimate glory, top score, toilet trophy, reputation salvage, or simply avoidance of the SATs.  Good luck, and Godspeed.

It’s Week 13.  After a “brief” hiatus, the boys are back with another thrilling rundown of the week ahead.  We’re just in time, as our Game of Thrones culminates into an epic playoff race saga.

The attractive and talented Oberyn takes on the formidable Mountain as they duke it out for the #1 spot and first round bye.

The wealthy Lannisters spend all their FAAB in a last ditch effort to secure an army.

House Stark and House Fray prepare to cut each other’s throats at a red wedding matchup.

The Night Watch Rangers are watching the wall.  (You just keep doing you, and thanks for the easy tie-in.)

The coy Little Finger is down but not out, with every potential for a repeat march to victory.

And a cold and dead Night King continues to wreak havoc from beyond the wall despite being, as aforementioned, dead.

In the Game of Thrones, you win or you die.

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After a brief hiatus, the boys are back to squash the rumors of a fallout in the T&R relationship. Despite Pete’s multi-season run of hauntingly narrow losses to the better man, they are in fact still friends.

This week, we welcome Jared Lorenz to the show as we mourn with those who are mourning.  Despite COVID routing four starters from his roster, Jared still looks ready to win week 4, set a league record high score, and ultimately march straight to an exciting round 1 playoff bye followed by a swift and dramatic clenching of the 2020 trophy.  You’re welcome.

Meanwhile, the Commish reveals he’s spent the past two weeks in isolation as he worked tirelessly to perfect and present his magnum opus , the pinnacle of his comedic achievement in the form of Week 4 Power Rankings. Seriously, I think he’s peaked.  Week 4.  What a shame.

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The dust has finally settled on the field of human clay.  The 2020 Draft was a brutal collision of wit, stamina, research, and 4.5% ABV.  These, gentlemen, are the times of our lives.

And this is THE episode.  You’ve been weighed and measured, and (some of) you have been found wanting.  In a league this competitive, however, the line between success and failure is razor thin.

Ultimately, hats are off to each of you for your prowess in the auction draft battlefield.  No one came unprepared for war.  But enough with the warm and fuzzies.  As in any battle, there were victors…and there were casualties.

War is hell.

Timestamps for your Draft Report are as follows, but we encourage you to enjoy the entire episode, if nothing more than out of respect or the fallen.

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Alright alright alright!

In a year that has been anything but ordinary, we’re pleased to bring you what has become an anchor to us all: it’s T&R 2020. We’re back, baby.

This season kicks off with a bang as we welcome two new league members, an additional flex spot, and a draft that is sure to be explosive.  Gentlemen, it’s time.

Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now.

If you stand for nothing, what will you fall for?  I am not throwing away my shot.  I am young, scrappy, and hungry, and I’m not throwing away my shot.  Dying is easy, young men.  Living is harder.

History has its eyes on you.  Rise up.

As for me, I want to be in the room where it happens.

Twelve Little Indians hoped to cross the Playoff line;  three went and choked themselves, and then there were nine.

Nine Little Indians, four of which secure;  five go to battle, yet only two shall endure.

Six Little Indians will make the final stand;  five will meet their folly by the lone victor’s hand.

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Too little, too late? We think not.  This one was a riot, and it represented a dramatic turning point within the league as the competition shifted back to divisional play.

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll…cringe awkwardly in a few moments.  Worth the listen, because…

It’s the greatest fantasy football league in the world, and THIS is its podcast.