Now, here on this ragged patch of earth called the Draft Lobby, hordes face obliteration.
A-ooh!
Just there the barbarians huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers — knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of the 12.
A-ooh!
The enemy outnumber us a paltry 11 to 1; good odds for any Greek. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny, and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine.
Give thanks, men, to the Ellwood Fantasy Football League, and the brave 12.
A-ooh! A-ooh! A-ooh!
To victory.
It’s the greatest fantasy football league in the world, and this is its podcast.