And then there were six.
Six fierce competitors sit in the coveted seats of the 2022 Playoff Bracket, each with formidable chances of a successful run. And while their victories may be short-lived, their 2023 “incumbent” status and badge of honor is secure — and that can’t be taken away. So here’s to you, gentlemen. Enjoy the spoils, for this Sunday, we dine in hell.
If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you’re already dead.
And to our fallen comrades, those Unfortunate Six who sit below the line of the success and dignity: we salute you, for soon, five of us will join you. Your failures remind us all why we play, why we fight, why we sacrifice — to not be like you. Thank you.
And to all the mighty managers of the Pellwood Fantasy Football League, may the fantasy gods have mercy on our souls. Currahee.
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